Friday, April 7, 2017

Clowns Hate It

Funny article (not if you're a clown) where clowns sound off against the new IT film trailer...


Click the real clown for the article...

http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3431255/actual-clowns-not-happy-trailer/



8 comments:

Rot said...

The comments below the article are pretty funny...

girl6 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
OMG...The Comments!!!! No sympathy man, for the Clowns. Dag. i LOVE clowns EVEN MORE now. only thing, i never dug was that fruit loop, John Wayne Gacy, cashin in & torturing, killing innocent dudes & destroying their families in turn. ughhhh.

i worked for a large company once & one of our clients was a CLOWN. he was a little bit on the temperamental side. his name was Peantbutter. aka Robert Woodward...but he was ONLY..Peanutbutter AND you better NOT say, Peanut Butter or anything other than....Peanutbutter. you had to say it perfectly smooth. NO separations or hesitations whatsover. & you also had to emphasize the capital P while keeping the lowercase b sounding small. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! the other receptionists would get annoyed, but, i never minded. i was kinda in awe of him just doing his thing!!! he's a local dude too. has a site i think. he always sent the best thank you letters. he would address them as FIRST CLASSY not First Class. yep, always Classy with an Y.

BEST Clown EVER...Lon Chaney SR....<33333333333
& NOW...HOPSY..HAHAHHAHAHA!!! Yep, SO Good!!!!...<333333333333

Rot said...

haha Peanutbutter!

waiting for Hopsy to weigh in on this.

girl6 said...

Oh & i almost this lovely boy too!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmCJEehYtU

Jay's Shadow said...

The comments were hilarious. Poor clowns don't get any respect anymore.

Maybe the clowns of the world should stop trying to make people happy and laugh, and start doing those things people fear them for.............

Jeff said...

I've never liked them. Always my #1 fear growing up. Had to dress up like one for a grade school play where I was a jack in the box...totally traumatized. Damn teachers...Jeff in the box my ass...

Recall a birthday party where I swear they'd hired the drunk clown from Uncle Buck. At one point he gestured another kid mom he'd seen me talking with and asked me if I was "hitting that too". Did wonders for me. I'd love a movie where a monster clown goes around killing all the other "real" monster clowns. Then he can go after the priests...

girl6 said...

how about Shakes the Clown...with Bobcat Goldthwait.
best opening. with a clown. possibly ever. : D

hey, i had to look at the post pic again!!! AHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAH!!!
check out, how the faces are identical & yet...
one manages to be comedy
& the other tragedy. that's genius!!!!!

i'm seeing my way out now.
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!
: )))))))))))))

Hopsy the beer drinking clown said...

Welllllll how did I miss this article!?!?!
Wow, the comments are great on that Bloody Disgusting article, but as with most commentary it quickly derails, I love the chaos that ensues amongst the commentators as they turn and attack each other!! Score one for the agents of chaos.

As for the article itself...I suppose I have to clarify one thing, I do get paid to be a monster clown during the month of October at a local haunted attraction. I love every moment of the pants peeing terror I caused last season! But the rest of the year I do my official clown business for free, for my own amusement and for the photos I create and share.

Now I think maybe these party clowns and circus clowns are following the wrong business model, give the people what the public expects!! Cash in on this phenomena of coulrophobia, tweek your makeup and market yourselves as scary clowns! Stop pretending to be these sweet, innocent, childlike clowns...nobody is buying that anymore.

As for the "IT" trailer, well, it renewed my interest and faith in the movie industry, I am now officially interested and anticipating this movie, I can't wait!! I was dreading it as I have rather fond memories of watching the 1990 miniseries way back when and loving every minute even though it strayed from the book big time. Tim Curry, you're the man!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some helium balloons...