Identification

My nephews asked me about what each scarecrow meant. I was happy to tell them since no one had really asked me that question and since I always make up names and back stories to go along with each prop. It went something like this...


The Hollowman, he's been there the longest, though they've all been there for as long as anyone can remember. "Is it because his head is hollow?" they asked me. I thought that was pretty cool so I said "Why yes it is."


Pumpkin Face is a horrible one. His head is a real pumpkin containing a real flame. The body is the dried out mutilated remains of some tortured person. Legs cut off and a pumpkin jammed onto the shoulders after the real head was cut off - a mocking gesture of disrespect. "Was he a bad person?" they asked. I replied "Nope."


The Woodsman (left), he's another old one. No one's really sure how or why he was made. Trespass (in the background with a sack over his face and blackened intestines visible) - I think he was hung as a warning to stay away. And Plague (right), he's just disgusting. If you touch him or his filthy bandages you'll get a disease and die. I heard them later telling another kid not to go near it.


Dead Bird, named because of the way he looked sporting the real skull of a deer.


Charred - a skeletal head made with a large dried gourd containing a lantern with a real flame, swinging by a piece of [faux] barbed wire. I told them he was my favorite and a mystery in the field, with his blackened eyes, nose, and mouth.


Carved (left) - a real pumpkin with a real flame. The traditional scarecrow in the bunch.
And Pod (right), whose head would ripen and soften at the neck causing the head to drop into the soil and sprout something awful. (Later in the night they asked me when it was going to fall off.)


Johnny Appleseed - straw for hair, evil for brains.


Cloak is the ghostly figure among the Hollowmen (based on a scarecrow seen at the beginning of the film PUMPKINHEAD).


Carcass looks like the dead body of an evil animal, tied to a post.



My twin nephews are six years old. I'm probably the world's worst uncle.