Friday, November 15, 2013

Murder Victim

If you HAD to be killed by a horror icon/or sub-icon, who would you choose?
I'd pick Mr. Myers below.  The Halloween II version.  Very scary and he always epitomized the true nature of Michael Myers for me.

I'd be the guy who punches him twice in the head with no effect.  On the third attempt he'd grab my fist and squeeze.  Then I wouldn't even notice the quick jab to my gut as the scalpel begins taking my life.  And I'd drop to the floor and lean against a wall (since one stab wound usually does the job in movies).

Seeing him tilt his head at my dying would be a little overwhelming.  I'd want to give him the thumbs-up, but I'd already be dead.



25 comments:

Rania said...

Omg this is such a hard question. Definitely not Myers though and DEFINITELY NOT Freddie cause he scared me more than any other figure. Now I will ponder this for the rest of the day. Thanks.

Rot said...

I'm guessing Sara will say the Busta Rhymes Michael Myers.

Rot said...

Rania, Freddie would be a brutal end.

bean said...

I'd go with the Overlook Hotel.

Rot said...

You would make the most wonderful Caretaker.

Rania said...

Ok...I would pick the ghost land/beast from Poltergeist. Probably my favorite horror movie of all time and I just always wanted to get sucked into that scary closet.

girl6 said...

Ohhhhh it would be Norman Bates!!!, but he would have to Definitely be "the young tony perkins"..sighhhh

i can just dream it now...
watching Norman make those killer sandwiches of his with his lovely hands...(it's true too, tony perkins has the most beautiful hands ever, the hands of an artist)
oh yeah yeah, turkey breast sandwiches, a glass of milk & grapes!..we would cozy up over a little taxidermy chatter...<33333

ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahhaha..that's all for now

..i just scared myself!!!

Damian Michael AKA HalloweeNut said...

The Headless Horseman, Walken version.

The Creeping Cruds said...

Bava's Black Sabbath - the Drop of Water lady. Only because it has already scared me 3/4 to death. Just an easy 1/4 remains..

Holy Tarra said...

I'd go with the Owen Wilson character in Minus Man. He was so charming and you'd never see it coming.... Quick and painless.

Rot said...

these are all great : )

Willow Cove said...

The Leprechaun...
Cause I stole his pot o' gold.

Willow Cove said...

All joking aside, if it was Pinhead and the Cenobites, I would die of a heart attack before they could get a meat hook into me. They freak me out.

Hopsy the beer drinking clown said...

Hmmmm, that's a tough one Rot. One one side I see myself getting chainsawed by Leatherface (1974 version, of course) while I was photographing an abandoned farmhouse....but then I could also see being overwhelmed by a bunch of scarecrows from the 1986 classic "Scarecrows". I kinda got a thing about scarecrows. Tough call indeed Mr. Rot

Anonymous said...

I think I would go with Hannibal Lecter. He seems to always have a smile on his face when he's ready to strike. He's even nice enough to keep you in a waken, drugged induced stupor while he removes a piece of you for a snack.

There would also be Pinhead. He always has such sites to show you.

Frankenrock said...

Anna Paquin as a werewolf. Yeehaw

EmphaticReprieve said...

Patrick Bateman.

I like his moxie.

Sara said...

LOL ROT! How'd you know?

Nah, I'd say Bella as Dracula or Lon Chaney Jr. via Wolfman. I'm leaning towards Wolfman.

Damian Michael AKA HalloweeNut said...

Hallowaltz - that would be good way to go.

Amy said...

Rot, one of your best posts ever.

The thumbs up on the head tilt as you die...right there with you!

Ragged Grin said...

If I got to go, let's make it exciting and eventful. Kong perhaps? just as long as he doesn't sit on me, could get needlessly messy...

NoahFentz said...

The Hills have Eyes Clan....just knowing my teeth and fingers will be hanging around there neck would be so cool.

girl6 said...

hahahahha WC!..so that's where his "Lucky Charms" went, huh..hahahaha!

man!...i feel so UNTrue to Pinhead now. :(
having your soul torn apart must be refreshing.

& Der Krampus, umm.. what happened to being gobbled up by 'Pennywise".

& Hannibal Lechter would be pretty Fab, gotta Love the thought of being consumed by all that Genius baggage!

T.D.R. said...

Michael Myers or Pumpkinhead.

Unknown said...

They all float...Pennywise would be the means of my demise :0)