The Only Good Ape Is A Dead Ape

Very happy to find this on the Oriental Trading Company's Halloween page...

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Escape From The Planet Of The Apes

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Monkey Brains Bowl

I wish all of my serving bowls had hair/fur attached to them.

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Ape Warning

Apparently someone is teaching apes how to build fires.
That's a perfectly sane idea.  What could possibly go wrong?

Click below to watch one roasting a marshmallow.

Bonobo ponders roasting a human being.

Shoot To Kill

"Clever" chimps at Kansas City Zoo make brief break to freedom [with dreams of human mutilation].

Someone Should Call The Humane Society

And they should shoot the monkey in the face and save the dinosaurs.
You know how I feel about monkeys.

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