The Curse Of The Wreath Witch

Not lying or embellishing in any way...
The large mechanical doors in the front of the wing in my department are now malfunctioning.  The door with the wreath is actually stuck in the closed position whilst the door without the wreath is propped open with a door jam. 
No one in here feels there is anything odd about the timing of this mechanical failure with the exception of me (the doors have NEVER malfunctioned in the years I've been here).


Advice:  Do NOT carry on and on ranting that if there's a fire in here that we're all going to die like in the chained-doors Triangle Factory Fire of 1911.  Apparently it's too soon.  Just too soon.

Voodoo

Delray Beach — Most people would have walked right by the small rock sprinkled with orange dust. But Farel Paul became paralyzed with fear. He was convinced someone cast a voodoo spell on him by leaving the rock by his car door.
Paul called 911 in April, fearing that because his son touched the rock with his foot, something bad was on the way.


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Curse

A coworker almost hit a black cat this morning with his car as it darted across the street. Moments after arriving at work, his iPod stopped working.


Don't mess with me!

Image by Paolo Margari.