Product Review

We bought one of these thinking it'd be a fun weird Halloween decoration that would look a lot like the green liquid from John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness.  And it kinda does look like that, until the sensor shuts the lantern off.  There's no option to keep the light on continuously.  So you either pay someone to continually tap it (or force your mother to do it), or you take it back to the store, or you throw a fit like Jesus in the Temple (which was my option [before taking it back]).

Wish I read some online reviews.  Seems everyone hates these things for the same reason.

For A Nice Quick Burial

...this solid pine coffin kit has an assembly time of 30 minutes with only a hammer and wood glue required for assembly.

An item being sold on Amazon.com (I just wish it was shaped like a toe-pincher coffin).


I love that it's in the Health & Personal Care section. And I LOVE this part at the bottom:


The Sandler All Wood Coffin Kit


Thanks, Wendy, for the great link.