Thursday, March 5, 2009

I Want Halloween Cologne

Found this on the glorious internet and wanted to share.
From TrekMovie.com:

Tiberius
The Tiberius cologne, named in honor of the Mirror Universe James T. Kirk challenges users to "Boldly Go" with a perfume described as being spiked with "notes of freshness and sensuality." According to Genki Wear, the perfume has sweet citron zest, black pepper, and cedar as its top notes (top notes refers to those scents that are noticeable first) and warm vanilla, white musk, and sandalwood as its base notes (scents perceived last, usually about a half hour after application). Genki Wear promises that "Tiberius Cologne for men is difficult to define and impossible to refuse" which is also a pretty good description of the Mirror Kirk himself.

As a man always exploring the less-mainstream scents of the world, this new cologne got me to thinking of cologne for Halloween fans: Nightmare Before Christmas, Krueger, Scarecrow, The Fog, or something called Loomis would be pretty cool.

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18 comments:

Ghoul Friday said...

Swamp Thing - mossy overtones (for the outdoorsman)
Abominable Snow Beast - pine (for that fresh scent)
Pumpkin King - pumpkin and spice (allure of fall)
Jason - more of a 'must' than cologne
Krueger - with artificial smoke essential oil and sunscreen

Yup. Could play this all day instead of doing work.

Rot said...

HA. Those are GREAT.

crudedoodle.com said...

BodySnatcher: Smells like your dad...but a little different

Ghoul Friday said...

lol crudedoodle.

Triffids - floral scent for the spring line
Exorcist - mix of incense "the power of spice compels you"
Blob - currently only available as a hair gel. Smells like grape jello.
Invisible Man - empty bottle.

Rot said...

Shining: Bourbon and splintered wood.

Andrea said...

Iwanttoplay, Iwanttoplay!
Personally, I think "Boldly Go" is the best touch ever so I have added taglines to mine....
The Count- Musty pine & old spice
Tagline: Seduce for Eternity
Frankenstien-Burlap and B.O.
Tagline: You, only better (and bigger. Better yet, Tagline: WOOF!)
Hanibal- Gravy and burnt chicken skin
Tagline: Taste This

....you really COULD do this all day...

Seriously. I can't believe they have manufactured Star Trek Cologne. This will be found in TJ Maxx/Burlington stores for the next 10 years and become repeat white elephant gifts.

The Captain said...

"SPOCK" . . . . .
"How Do I" . . .
"Smell?"

"Jim, your being illogical."

Dracenea said...

I'm totally imagining the Nightmare Before Christmas cologne having something come out of the bottle when you open it...like when Sally gives Jack that bottle and a mist butterfly comes out and disappears.

JHMDF said...

Well, they have already created a mens cologne for Nightmare before Christmass. It's called "Bone Daddy". Hot Topic normally has it every year around Christmass. There is also a perfume for Sally...forgot the name of it.

Grim said...

Funeral Home: Smells a little too much like flowers and those other smells that you only smell in a funeral home.

bean said...

this reminds me of all the comments on this post:
http://pumpkinrot.blogspot.com/2008/07/yankee-halloween.html

Rot said...

exactly.
it's funny how halloween fans and scented candles/soaps/etc go hand-in-hand.

: )

faunus said...

"Condemned" for women: Top notes of bergamot and bay laurel cut with sea salt and a hint of pine. A faint middle note of rose. Base notes of frankincense and vetiver.

Rot said...

fantastic.

AllHallowSteve said...

I'm afraid Halloween cologne actually exists. Check it out:

http://www.fragrancex.com/products/_cid_Perfume-am-lid_H-am-pid_478W__products.html

Now, I dare somebody to buy it and let us know what it smells like.
Double dog dare!!!

AllHallowSteve
HalloweenAddict.com

Nev said...

Id want something that just smells like autumn leaves and wood with something a little sweet... but manly.
I have to agree with one thing though: LOOMIS would be awesome. That guy outside of detective work must have been a womanizer. He knew how to smell.

jay's shadow said...

its getting kind of smelly in this blog.....

U said...

I ran across these awesome cologne smelling candles called the Orginal Mandle
I bought a bunch for gifts, my BF, and of course myself :)

www.theoriginalmandle.com