Thursday, April 28, 2011

Bad Ideas

Whose idea was it to have a Bring Your Child To Work day?

This really needs to end.


7 comments:

crudedoodle.com said...

We have it too. They gave us questions to prepare for interviews given by the children. I wish I could answer them in this way:

Q: What do you do here, and what do you like most about the work you do?
A: Most days I press myself real close to my desk hoping to cause a blood clot in my body that will eventually kill me.
Q: Do men and women face different kinds of problems at work?
A: Luckily in corporate America, years of tedious work removes most of the male or female characteristics from your personality.
Q: What did you dream of doing when you were my age?
A: I dreamt of working in a cubicle on a slow laptop and not being able to afford to go to the movies.
Q: What do you wish someone had told you about work when you were my age?
A: “Hey kid! In 3 seconds I’m going to shoot you with this gun and kill you!”
Q: What do you think I need to know and why?
A: Don’t trust anyone who says, “do you have a minute?”
Q: What are your responsibilities at home?
I’m not allowed to speak at home.
Q: How do you balance your job with being part of a family?
A: My family moved out of the house when I was at work a few years ago.
Q: Is there anything you wish could be different?
A: I wish Uncle Larry didn’t play Naked Leap Frog with us when we were kids.

amy said...

I sense a dislike of work , children and children in the work place.lol. Crudedoodle its brilliant!!

GoneferalinID said...

Ha, they should come to my office. That would end that practice pretty quickly

Marrow said...

Did you scare any of them?!

You should have gone onto the pumpkinrot site every time a kid looked like they were coming near. And then opened up a photo of the zombies outside the factory or the corn witch victims all piled up.

See how they take it.

Marrow said...

BTW, Crudedoodle. That was HILARIOUS.

Jay's Shadow said...

You should of had your "Boogie Man" mask on, that would take care of it.

On a side note, did you see how many sales you have made on your etsy shop..... 666 sales.

Rot said...

I emailed Bean this morning excitedly with "WE HAD 666 SALES!"


Satan aside, we are so incredibly grateful. : )