Excluding The Possibility That A Female Scandinavian Olympian Was Running Around Outside Our House Last Night, What Else Might Be A Possibility?

Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special.

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Beware

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Birthday Party

That birthday scene in SIGNS.  I never really pondered the fact that some kid must have seen something moving through the bushes in the yard for all of them to have abandoned the cake and food like that.  

I'll truly never forget the moment I saw this scene in the theater.  Every single man, woman, and teen in there screamed.

As a horrible side note:  I used to sit near a funny Puerto Rican woman and one time I called her over to show her this scene on youtube.  I always wanted to know what those kids were yelling.  Well, I ask "What are they saying, Maria? You can understand, right?! TELL ME!"  She yelled, "It's Portuguese, you DUMBASS!"  Also important to note, I once told her I had a pet Chupacabra.  She wasn't amused and felt I cracked the joke to her due to her race (I think I did), which led to the office nickname from her of "Chupa"...for over a decade.  I deserved it.

She said it every time as though she was calling me dumbass.

I reached out to her recently to see how she was doing and it was "Hey, Chuuuuuupa!"

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Directional

More signs here.

 

Mad Monster Party

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Disturbing

The startling footage we’re about to show you was photographed by a forty-two year old, Romero Valadares. The video was taken yesterday afternoon at his son’s seventh birthday, in the city of Passo Fundo, Brazil. It was sent to the local news bureau there and sent to us via satellite just a few minutes ago. All initial opinions are; this is genuine.
What you're about to see, may disturb you.

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This was one of those movie moments I'll never forget. The entire theater screamed, me included, when that alien popped out of the bushes. I was truly disturbed, like the news lady warned. The hand-held video footage, the incredible music, the great performance by Phoenix - movie magic.

Now Playing: The Village

Huge fan of James Newton Howard and I always find myself playing his scores for SIGNS and THE VILLAGE around this time of year.


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In The Corn

And don't open my pantry, Father.
I found one of them in there and locked him in.

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