Years ago I had the greatest dentist and I got to know the whole staff and was really comfortable with everyone who worked there. So on a visit for a cleaning, I joked with the hygienist that she should write in my file that she discovered evidence of microscopic scar tissue on my gums and signs of possible alien implant holes drilled into my teeth. She wrote something on a small piece of pink paper and dropped it into the file. YEARS later, I moved to a different state and got a new dentist. That office actually asked for my dental records and the old dentist office was happy to send the folder to them. Seems odd now thinking back on that. Why not just call the office and ask for the most recent date of an x-ray?
The records got to the new office before I had my first appointment. So when I actually did get in there for my first visit, the dentist took out a small piece of pink paper. He asked me about it... I asked to see it. Written on the paper "Patient believes he has alien implants in his teeth."
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Alien Teeth Experiments
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seriously? LOL!!!
HAHA! This is so hilarious! Of course you would tell her to write that in your file, lol.
Pure truth.
Ugly truth.
the funnier part is that she actually wrote it! :) ha.
yeah, creepiest picture EVER. I had forgotten about that scene. See? Aliens are totally something I can get behind. Zombies?Meh.
But she totally wrote it to either:
A. Screw me at a future point in time.
B. Because she believed me and didn't realize I was joking.
AND
Disney is to Me
as
Zombies are to Sara
'Fire in the Sky' is one of the most frightening movies I have ever seen. Still gives me the willies.
HAHA. And what's awesome is that it's not 100% what you asked for, if I'm reading it correctly. Instead of saying she found evidence, she says you believe it's there. lol!
Agreed.
Truly horrifying.
So technically speaking then if that were correct, you do desire a love for Disney its just not there....yet. Muwahaha.
I still say your hygentist has a great sense of humor. My hygentist talks to me about her divorces :/ wah wah waaaah.
I love it! Your new dentist probably thought he was dealing with someone who was extremely mentally unhinged! The question is, did you disabuse them of that notion...or did you let them continue believing what the hygienist wrote?
Necro,
Yup. I thought I made it clear that I was saying to her "Lie and put in there that I have alien scar tissue and teeth holes."
I'll never know if she did it as a joke or thought I was a whacko.
I tried to explain that it was a bad joke that backfired on me, but I sounded like someone who was backpeddling.
Ah Ha Ha Ha! That picture is horrifying.
That picture is my worse nightmare. Give me zombies any day!
Hilarious! I hate going to the dentist, so I would of made them think I was truly nuts.
Give me zombies any day.....a dentist......nnnnoooooo!!!
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