The annual Christmas door-decorating contest at my office will be here in a couple months, so I was once again approached and asked to enter the contest with a Nightmare Before Christmas door.
Them: "Can you do a Nightmare Before Christmas door for the contest this year?"
Me: "Well, if i DID do it this year, I'll need full control. No one meddling telling me I should do this or I should do that."
Them: "Absolutely! It'll totally be all yours! Then you'll do it?!"
Me: "Sorry, no."
The Office Jerk