These are great.
I've had an irrational fear my entire life:While someone is casting a fishing line, the fish hook will fling back and catch on my eyelid.I'm rarely around people fishing, but there it is.
I have one that has to do with nut crackers and teeth. Like somehow I'll accidently use them on my molar instead of the walnut.WTF?
At this time in my life I worry that if I witness a really horrifying accident and I laugh out loud.
Usually mine have to do with losing control of my mental faculties in strange ways I suppose. I couldn't think if a quirky one but now that I've seen these I might have a few new ones! Lol
Years ago I read a short story about a man who'd been slipped too much of a hallucinogen, hungry, he proceeded to get an apple and a knife but in his confusion sliced all the flesh from his off hand instead of the apple. I haven't sliced an apple since.
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