A few years ago, I set out to do a low-key photoshoot on a cloudy damp morning. I had packed an iron cauldron, my Witch prop, and a bunch of smoke bombs. I thought that a smoking cauldron in the foreground of the photo with a blurry Witch in the distance would be a fun image. The setup took longer than expected.
Sunday, May 24, 2026
The Fuzz
Monday, April 22, 2024
Scotch Wish List
Ten Years Old is revered around the world as the peatiest, smokiest, most complex Single Malt of them all, perfectly balanced with fruity floral sweetness and complexity. Its maturation in ex-Bourbon American Oak casks creates a balance of sweet vanilla and bold spice. Multi-award-winning, Ardbeg's flagship whisky reflects the best of Islay.
Wee Beastie is Ardbeg’s newest permanent expression is the youngest Ardbeg ever. Wee Beastie is matured in a mix of Ex-Bourbon & Oloroso sherry casks for just 5 years. The younger the whisky the more powerful the smoke, making this untamed new expression stand out amongst all other Islay Malts. A rich, explosive mouthfeel with lots of chocolate, tar, creosote and smoked bacon, followed by a burst of antiseptic lozenges, eucalyptus and more aniseed.
An Oa embraces its contrasts. It is inspired by the Mull of Oa, the cliffs protecting the Ardbeg distillery from the wild Atlantic Ocean. It brings together the finest casks and balances roundness with Ardbeg's signature intensity. To create the complexity of An Oa (pronounced “An Oh”), whiskies are matured in Pedro Ximénez casks for sweetness, Virgin Charred Oak casks for spiciness and ex-Bourbon American Oak casks for intensity. These different parts are then married together in the bespoke Gathering Vat.
Thursday, September 21, 2023
Saturday, April 29, 2023
Thursday, December 29, 2022
A Spell
Pour in blood, and blood-like wine,
To Mother Earth and Proserpine:
Mingle milk into the stream:
Feast the ghosts that love the stream;
Snatch a brand from funeral pile:
Toss it in, to make them boil:
And turn your faces from the sun;
Answer me, if this be done?
Sunday, October 16, 2022
Trick Or Treat Candles
From the Twelve Months of October Etsy shoppe.
Thursday, September 1, 2022
It's Coming
Sunday, July 24, 2022
Spooky, Smoky Cocktails For Halloween (I Need A Smoker)
1 oz Applejack
½ oz Benedictine
1 tbsp Maple syrup
Monday, June 20, 2022
Thursday, May 5, 2022
As From The Smoke Is Freed The Blaze
Sunday, April 24, 2022
Backflow Incense Burner
The incense flows downward on these... I've never known of such cones. Oh, to have a twenty pound one on Halloween night.
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
Dark Waters
Sunday, January 2, 2022
Wednesday, December 26, 2018
Sugar Bob's
I'm a guy who loves smoked foods (and drinks). We're talking REALLY smoked. Like campfire embers in your mouth. Had some really nice smoked beer recently. I even occasionally smoke my cats so their fur leaves a smoky residue on my hands and face (made that part up).
My brother gave me a bottle of Sugar Bob's Smoked Maple Syrup for Christmas and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes extreme smoke in their food (specifically in their waffles or pancakes [or mixed drinks]). It's like someone poured a dark maple syrup down my chimney and sat at the bottom running it through a filter (it's REALLY smoky).
Sunday, December 2, 2018
Saturday, March 24, 2018
The Smoking Man
I mentioned somewhere that my original version of the Strawman had him enjoying a corncob pipe by the fire. It never came to pass as I just didn't dig the vibe. But I kept the pipe and wanted to eventually snap some photos (if you look closely you can see a tiny thin sprite of smoke [from a piece of an incense cone dropped in the end of the pipe]).
Tuesday, September 12, 2017
Fake Is Cool
What's better than a smoking fake fire or cauldron?
Nothing, that's what.
I could pull up a beach chair and watch something like this for hours....
Click below to watch the video:
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Friday, April 30, 2010
Mystic
Decided to experiment and buy some incense sticks from a company other than Gonesh since I was looking for something very specific - black licorice. Mystic Ways came up after a quick search and I placed my order for anise, nutmeg, and pumpkin. It took two days to get here. That's crazy fast. I could smell the three mingled scents when I lifted the box. Very nice.
Incense sticks are tricky. The pre-flame and post-flame scents are obviously going to be pretty different. And often times the post-flame smoke ends up smelling like a pretty bland and standard incense. That's why I love Gonesh incense so much. The smoke scent is darn close to the unlit scent.
Mystic Ways' sticks are intense in their pre-flame state. Like store-on-the-back-porch intense. It's impressive. The house smells of licorice and spice. So when they're burning, you can smell both aromas. Which is neat. The nutmeg and pumpkin post-flame scents are creamy and light. The anise is dark and sweet.
Good prices. Quick delivery.
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