Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tract Or Treat

A fun old favorite. Man, I'm going to start giving out tracts that say: Jesus ate your candy.

13 comments:

Nev said...

This guy is a douche. Hes beyond crazy.
Ive read some of his 'work' and its terrible. Its actually quite sad when you think about it. Making kids feel bad for wanting to have fun with their friends. Sigh.
To each their own, but let the kids be kids.

Sara said...

LOL! I've seen a really good Dungeons and Dragons one before. Dude, this Halloween one is LENGTHY. So the devil was actually a chainsaw-weilding maniac? Complicated.

Living in the south lends itself to seeing these more often than not. Fun. :)

Rot said...

I think the most amusing thing is the made up junk about the origin of jack o'lanterns. They were tokens of murder?! First time I've heard THAT.

The guy's rewriting history so it fits his agenda.

Funny.

The Frog Queen said...

We used to get these rolled up and put in the loops of our fence around Halloween time.

Of course, the area on the back where they are to put their contact information - just in case this ridiculous piece of paper caused me to "convert" - was unsurprisingly....empty - cowards! :)

So, if you provide the "Jesus at your candy story".....I have a few friends that are illustrators :)

jay's shadow said...

unbelieveable. i get so tired of things like this. but then again i also like to argue with them on things like this, then they just get frustrated and quit.

Johnny said...

"They were tokens of murder?!"
So, do you think he would be upset if I said that he may have given me my haunt theme idea for this year?

When I was a kid I had someone give me something similar to this. I actually took it to my Priest and asked if it was evil to celebrate Halloween.
His reply: "No, it's fun. These are nuts."

NoahFentz said...

My friend Phobos put them up on his website....

http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Humor/Chick/Jack%20T%20Chick.htm

JHMDF said...

If god hates Halloween so much, why doesn't he just get rid of it? I thought he created everything. Fanatical Christians always have a answer for everything, and can always adjust things to fit their view of life.

The Frog Queen said...

Johnny, I wish the priest at my school were that cool! He is right! Thanks for the laugh!!

Cheers!

Jon said...

"The Lord HATES"

Wait...what? Since when?

This kind of nonsense is why I left Christianity behind when I was a young lad.

Word: dinglyze

Sam Kadi said...

Kind of reminds me of my uber religious relatives growing up that thought that KISS was a satanic band.

My own Mom bought into the D and D thing being slightly evil, I wanted to play so bad but its a good thing I didnt or I could be rotting in hell for eternity for it. That was close

Ghostsoldier said...

I find these in bathrooms all the time, when traveling. Being an athiest, I don't buy into any of this mumbo-jumbo (or any religion), but the artwork has always been creepy, and I guess that's why I like 'em...

Cranky Amy said...

oh, GEEZ! I thought this was a joke. I like how God hates satanic human sacrifice, but, you know, if you just want to do it for fun, he's down with that. . .