Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Junk Pollyanna

About to head off to the work Junk Pollyanna.
This could go one of two ways... 
Praying it's the "people laughing" way...




17 comments:

Rot said...

A nice quiet guy who I don't really interact that much with got my severed corpse head gift... seemed to be happy with it.
I think half of the department laughed...the other half was really quiet.


Willow Cove said...

Aw man, I would put a Santa hat on it and place it on my desk!
He is very lucky...

Jay's Shadow said...

HA! I can imagine the look on his face when he opened it.

At least you had some coworkers laugh, they were probably the ones that didn't expect anything less from you.

Autumnleaf said...

That is one lucky dude!

Sara said...

Lol oh my gosh I am dying with laughter. Hilarious. Super fantastic idea and I'm glad you went through with it. Waaaaaaay better than the 666 on the banana and that was good, lol.

Rot said...

It was funny seeing everyone pose for a group Pollyanna photo.. as this quiet man held up a corpse head to the camera.

Jay's Shadow said...

I hope santa brings me a severed head for x-mas......

He can put it under my black tree.

Jay's Shadow said...

HEY! A group photo???

I think you should post that photo so we can see if we can pick you out of the lineup. :D

Rot said...

haha..I did not partake in the group photo... : )

Jay's Shadow said...

Booooooooo!

Pam Morris said...

wow--the quiet half of the office must be a very scary group of people to work with. sigh....but hey, the other half sounds ok! at any rate, the recipient of the head is VERY fortunate :)

girl6 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
THAT ain't NO junk. i think if i was lucky enough to get that for Xmas, i would grab it outta the box, give it a big hug n kiss, run around squealing in delight & show everyone my beautiful treasure!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!...i think this office version of junk pollyanna may just beat out the Yankee Swap Christmas version on "The Office"....HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

K.O. said...

Oh man, I can't imagine a better gift! Lucky bastard.
And what a GREAT idea on your part. =]

Wikkedmoon said...

I'm with Jay - group photo!!! But seriously, does that dude know how lucky he is? I would luuuuv to get that head from Santa. A girl can dream....

girl6 said...

Rot you coulda posed for the group photo...alls you had to do was hold the corpse head right in front of your face. man oh man, that woulda been some awesome pic!!!!!

Rot said...

haha
totally.

Colleen said...

Were you prepared to have it handed back to you? heh heh.... I for one, Have learned that not everyone appreciates such things... ;) Which makes me sad to my core. Just recently it happened to me on FB. Someone was horrified of those darling little taxidermied kittens having tea parties and what not and wondering(smh) How Mr.Potter came across these poor dead things and how they were killed and how awful it was. (smh again) So then I posted back about a horrifying piece(really actually awful) done at around the same time(19th century.. people could do anything???)By a man named Lodovico Brunetti, and it is called "The Punished Suicide". I promised if they looked it up,they would quickly forget about culled barn cats, and I warned them to indeed google it at their own risk. The story behind it is sad and shitty and a little shocking(at how well received it was). Anyway... some responses I got was that either they were actually afraid to look and the best one was "She should be buried." So anyway Sir, I'm glad your head was accepted. I know no one at mt work would find humor in it. *sigh* Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you & yours!