Broken

Jaw breakers.
I remember eating these things as a kid and every adult within two miles making a contorted face and a comment about how they couldn't eat something like that. Well, now I fully understand. My teeth aren't what they used to be. I swear I felt the shockwave in my feet.


If you're at Michael's craft stores and see a pile of these babies and a few that have Halloween colors, don't fall for it.

I beat this one to death with a hammer. Many times.