Monday, March 28, 2016

For Baking...

"I made chocolate chip cookies and they were great. I took them to work and they went very fast great product and very healthy. Next I will try the banana bread." - Amazon Reviewer


Imagine finding out your mom/coworker/friend/enemy made food with bug powder, and fed it to you.
I'd be pretty angry.  Christ-in-the-Temple angry. 
Pushing-tables-over angry.


http://www.amazon.com/Cricket-Flour-made-100-22/product-reviews/B00OMCTODQ/ref=dp_db_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1



17 comments:

girl6 said...

HAAHAHHAHAHA!!!.
Yesssss some Temple Love. : )
& Thank You!!.<3


hmmmmm...i think we end up eating a certain amount of bugs & whatnot anyway. i saw on some show once that there's a certain percentage of foul crap that's actually allowed by the FDA to accidentally end up in our food. like when they inspect the factories etc, things like rat hair, bugs, feces, etc Yep, all allowed in our food (in small quantities). but still....yuck!!!

Lady M said...

I bet it is high in protein - I would eat it. I ate bugs out of a vending machine once and blogged about it way back on Jan. 2nd 2012. They were not bad - kind of crunchy.

Willow Cove said...

Not cool.
There is several people at work I will never eat their home-made baked goods. One bakes in the nude.
No joke.

Anonymous said...

The things we eat that we don't see and not know what's in there.

Yummy.

Memnet said...

Yeah, I'd be pretty damn mad too!

The Creeping Cruds said...

LOL folks should be so happy that cricket flour would be the "secret" ingredient in some food they ate. Probably tastes fine and is a great source of protein.
Meanwhile commonly eaten extruded meats have entire animal carcasses rendered into them. Buttholes, tumors, testicles, brains, lips, turds and whatever else you can imagine.
And is probably safer than pesticide-infused grain and vegetables we all eat/drink.

So yeah, pass the Soylent Green and let's eat!

Rot said...

excellent point.

Anonymous said...

:D

Buttholes and testicles. Man o man. Like I said earlier, we have NO idea.......

The Creeping Cruds said...

Sorry I said butthole earlier. Low blood sugar

girl6 said...

me play joke
me put pee pee in your coke.

i feel an urge to listen to the butthole surfers now.<3

Goneferalinidaho said...

Wow, yucky! I know some people I'd love to make cookies for with this.

Autumnleaf said...

How many crickets does it take.....

girl6 said...

hahahaha

http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Jiminy_Cricket

Dio said...

I would be okay with eating chocolate-chip cookies made with bug flour, as long as I knew first.

But "no" to live wiggly bugs, or even dead cooked-whole bugs.

And a bigger "NO" to animal buttholes, or pubes from people baking in the nude, even if it's chocolate-chip cookies they're baking!

Sara said...

Lol this conversation.

girl6 said...

HAHAHAHHA!!
omg..baking in the nude is just so wrong period. like you are NOT too sexy for your shirt or the rest of your clothes for that matter, SO please keep it on. plus, with all that exposed flesh, you risk burns & whatnot every time you open the oven door. AND..seeing .a random hair somewhere other than where it should be grosses me the hell out. like that hair suddenly looks like a giant python rocking back & forth on it's tail about ready to strike at any second!!!.Ughhhh.gross!!!

i think people tell ya that stuff cause they think it's so cutting edge. like, oh i vacuum & bake in the nude. please don't tell me these things!!!!. cause these images SCARE me!!!..HAHAHAHHA

girl6 said...

i bet Buffalo Bill baked in the nude & look at what kinda Nutter he was. or maybe, he wore a kimono & left it open. idk. YUCK!!