Monday, October 25, 2010

Ready To Do Battle With The Undead

The Vampire Killing Kits of Matt Shirley.




Thanks so much for the link, Ghastly.
These are really cool. I love the stake design in the top photo.

vampirekillingkits.com

8 comments:

JD said...

Very useful, but crosses don't work. What you need is wood bullets to drop him, then finish him with the steak. And what's with the candles and jars?

Rot said...

I'm imagining this being a vintage kit and the candles would be for around the coffin in the dark crypt...and I've heard tales where vampire organs would be cut out and placed into containers.

Or for holy water?

JD said...

Or maybe the candles are for burning the body afterwards to make shure their dead. Don't see why keeping vamp organs around would help, other than bragging rights XD

Rot said...

I see Vampire Killers as pretty unstable folk. I bet they collect all sorts of weird things from a kill. Soil from the coffin. Wood chips from the coffin. Larvae found inside the crypt. Even vampire blood might be collected I'd imagine. And I bet they all would be collectors - cataloging their kills.

There's just no way they'd be normal and balanced.

Sara said...

LOL to every comment here, and I especially love the very last sentence of the very last comment.

:D

I agree the candles are prolly to see the coffin and the jar for holy water....crosses *don't* work, but crucifixes do! Maybe the creator is trying to be tactful by not including one?

I'd love to see other kits as well: zombies, werewolves...

JD said...

@ sara all you need for zombies are: machete, big suv, an AK-47, and a barret m82A1 .50 cal sniper rifle! (Look it up on you tube, there on my z-day shopping list) werewolves are actually nice most of the time, but occasionaly you get a bad egg.(time to crack out the m82A1) XD

crudedoodle.com said...

I think you're better off using a broken baseball bat or some sharp branch instead of this kit. This thing would just make a vampire want to kill you slowly. it would be so insulting.

Jeano Roid said...

All this debate over how to kill vampires.. Just do like Captain Kronos and put a mirror over your blade so they accidentally hypnotize themselves then you can have your way with them...
These kits are cool - they've been popping up alot lately. I bought one years ago - but with all the tool displayed in a shadow box. Everyone seems to be transfixed by it when they come over, like I might just end up using it on them!