Thursday, September 19, 2013

Heavens No


9 comments:

Steve Ring said...

It will suck.

Rot said...

laughed so loud at that!

if they put that as the tag line, man, it would make millions.

Steve Ring said...

Looks pretty campy for Argento, doesn't it? Suspiria was a long time ago...

HalloweeNut said...

Great. First he turned "Phantom of the Opera" into an awful "Willard" rip-off, now this. Excuse me, I have to go puke.

Rot said...

Mother of Tears...and now Dracula...

I guess there's a life expectancy to all directors' careers... sadly, john carpenter's The Ward comes to mind.

girl6 said...

i dig the poster.
especially the praying mantis on Drac's head. : D
(as Final Girl nicely pointed out)

hey, don't guys love Asia?

Adam said...

its not even campy in an intentional toungue in cheek way. This looks awful

Rot said...

yup...loves the Asia : )
though her dad REALLY owes her for this.

Steve Ring said...

You're right-not campy, just lacking. And Dracula should always have black hair.