Monday, September 16, 2013

In Bulk

I bet those dentures are a hit with the old folk...

Are they edible? Are they rubber?  If it's candy, I'd love to softly chew a few at work at my desk.  When someone walks up, I'd slowly open my mouth and let them come pouring out, as I make a suitable sound, like a startled moan.

A gas for sure.

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3 comments:

EmphaticReprieve said...

I've easily read this three times today.

girl6 said...

ahhh!!..so very very Dolarhyde of you. : D

Willow Cove said...

Do people at your work warn the newbies about you? I'd love to hear what they say....

You should have one in your mouth and walk up to the water cooler and then drop it in your cup of water, or rinse it under the spigot.