Monday, July 4, 2016

Alien Lies

The big guy said to me; they wanted to put something into me for tracking reasons. He asked if I would cooperate?  I said; as long as you don't hurt me. He said; I will be with you, they will not harm you in anyway. I trusted him. He led me to a chair and had me sit down in it.

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9 comments:

Adam said...

something tells me that didn't end well

Sara said...

Aw, hail no!

Question: why can aliens abduct humans from earth yet cannot track them without having to put something in them?

Rot said...

why must you ruin it? haha

Adam said...

Sara. They don't REALLY need tracking devices. They are just sadistic assholes.

Sara said...

Lol Adam!

Anonymous said...

NEVER trust an alien.

Unless they have Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Adam said...

jay- as tempting as Reese's may be, I still aint trusting one of them. First- you think that your getting free peanut butter treats. Before you know it, you are reenacting the weird latex sheet and needle in the eye scene from fire in the sky!

Anonymous said...

Dammit. Decisions decisions.......

Peanut butter cups are so damn good, and pain is only temporary.

girl6 said...

Ouch!!! = Phone Home...for sure

awwwww...seriously tho..poor ET. sweet little soul lovin on that chocolate peanut butter & then the government snatches him up & basically kills him!!! honestly, i'm in the Mulder camp, "i wanna believe". but i'm also way more afraid of the government than alien life form. what people do to other people & on a daily basis is sooooooooooo scary!!! brrrrrrrrrrrr.