Simply the finest Haunted Attraction EVER.
Saturday, September 30, 2017
Friday, September 29, 2017
The Visitors
Watched this old Paranormal Witness and was genuinely creeped out by this guy's tale. Despite a few bad effects for the creatures near the end, this was truly chilling.
I believe the guy.
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Thursday, September 28, 2017
Wednesday, September 27, 2017
Haunters: The Art Of The Scare (Review)
An interesting review at Dreadcentral that confirms what I was wondering back when I first posted the trailer:
Haunters: The Art of the Scare isn’t really about the joy of crafting haunted houses and embracing the spirit of Halloween; it’s main focus is to ask if some of these attractions are now too extreme. Seeing the film at Fantastic Fest which is filled to the brim with passionate, good-natured horror fans, some of the subjects in Jon Schnitzer’s documentary don’t reflect that love of horror and don’t appear to care whom they harm in the process. Although there are some positive examples documented in Haunters, don’t expect a film that delves into what scares us on a fundamental level. This is more of an exploration into how some haunts can bring out the darker side of human nature.
Click below for the review...
Tuesday, September 26, 2017
Terror In The Woods
Terror in the Woods investigates the most shocking unexplained paranormal encounters in the wild. From gator hunting in Louisiana’s bayou to ice fishing in Illinois, and deer hunts in Montana, these are the real-life stories of people who embarked on an outdoors adventure – only to be scared out of the woods by ghosts, monsters, and other unexplained phenomena.
They came to discover the great outdoors, but something discovered them first. Venturing into the woods, lakes and mountains of America, the last thing they expected to experience was to come face to face with threatening paranormal entities. Do they panic and make a run for it? Or bunker down inside a cabin, waiting for what’s next? How will they escape? Using shocking first hand interviews and cinematic drama reconstruction, these terrifying experiences will be brought to life as hunters become the hunted in the outdoors.
Sunday, September 24, 2017
Saturday, September 23, 2017
Halloween Wants
You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
Now Playing: Beneath The Floorboards
Why would they not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men --but the noise steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed --I raved --I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the noise arose over all and continually increased. It grew louder --louder --louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God! --no, no! They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now --again! --hark! louder! louder! louder! louder!
"Villains!" I shrieked, "dissemble no more! I admit the deed! --tear up the planks! here, here! --It is the beating of his hideous heart!"
Minimalism
If I were a pumpkin, I think I'd be pretty upset about this. I'd be like "Funny...now carve an eye over that and finish my face....hey, wait... come back!"
Friday, September 22, 2017
Thursday, September 21, 2017
13 Foot Reaper
I'd prefer a very tall Reaper when my time comes. I'll probably get Gary Coleman. |
Wednesday, September 20, 2017
Anise & Clove Candles - Final Push
Re-re-re-RE-promoting these candles as we approach October.
Important to note: I get no kickback from these sales, as I realize I'm neurotic about mentioning them on the blog. It's just that:
A. I love them and KNOW you'll dig them.
B. I need this company to sell them for as long as I haunt my porch.
(and all her other Autumn stuff is great too.)
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Tuesday, September 19, 2017
Sunday, September 17, 2017
Saturday, September 16, 2017
Friday, September 15, 2017
Jamie Lee Curtis Returns As Laurie Strode
Jamie Lee Curtis returns to her iconic role as Laurie Strode, who comes to her final confrontation with Michael Myers, the masked figure who has haunted her since she narrowly escaped his killing spree on Halloween night four decades ago.
Master of horror John Carpenter will executive produce and serve as creative consultant on this film, joining forces with cinema’s current leading producer of horror, Jason Blum (Get Out, Split, The Purge, Paranormal Activity). Inspired by Carpenter’s classic, filmmakers David Gordon Green and Danny McBride crafted a story that carves a new path from the events in the landmark 1978 film, and Green also directs.
HALLOWEEN will be produced by Malek Akkad, whose Trancas International Films has produced the HALLOWEEN series since its inception. Green and McBride will executive produce under their Rough House Pictures banner.
HALLOWEEN will be distributed worldwide by Universal Pictures.
I'm not as thrilled as I'd think I'd be by this news, but here's hoping it's a truly scary horror film. I guess they're erasing the other films in the series. And I'm thinking I'm ok with that (though HALLOWEEN IV is a terrific sequel).
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