Monday, December 28, 2009

Mall Santa

Soap, that is.

Characteristic Scent: The pervasive scent of cinnamon buns and cream cheese frosting, underscored with cheap whiskey, tobacco stains, toffee candies and delicious filthy lucre.

And a whole lot of manly man soap made from beer.

The Soap Box Company.


Anonymous said...

Hahaha, that one has me rolling in the floor!!! Love it!

~Scout~ said...

I have the most awesome photo of my cousin Marvin, on the lap of a store Santa. Despite the fact that it is a black & white photo, you can clearly see that Santa has a black eye and a red nose full of broken blood vessels, that only the most serious drunks can have. Marvin looks mildly terrified but determined to put in his request.