I haven't had a pop tart in a very long time, so when I walked up the cereal aisle at the local grocery store and spotted a box boasting NOW WITH MORE FROSTING I was pretty excited. I've often wondered who were the people who purchased the ugly dry pop tarts with zero frosting. Just seems like if you're going to eat something so sweet and odd that you might as well jump in head first. I've never been one to believe that too much of a good thing isn't good, so I bought a box of strawberry pop tarts NOW WITH MORE FROSTING and couldn't wait to get to the car to eat them (though now I'm kicking myself for not checking to see if they had the brown sugar ones NOW WITH MORE FROSTING [my personal favorite pop tarts]). I tore open the weird foil and saw something very similar to the below photo. Mine actually had LESS frosting. And I'm a little jealous of the ones below as their frosting actually sorta made it to both sides. Mine had about a half inch of ugly dry pop tart on the left and right long sides of the tart.
As the person who posted the below photo stated: Life is full of lies.
The only positive of this story is that when I tossed the box out of the window as I drove, they hit a homeless man in the face.
(that sounded funnier in my head.)
