Showing posts with label i wore one before The Rock did. Show all posts
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Monday, May 2, 2022

Now Shopping: ALIEN Xenomorph Hip Bag

"Hip Bag" sounds pretty much just as bad as "Fanny Pack."  Though given the choice between the two, I'd go with, and I'll use it in a sentence:  "This isn't a fanny pack!  It's my new Xenomorph hip bag!"  Though I realize I just used both.  


Click below to see the new ALIEN line at La Femme En Noir:

Thanks, Wren!  I wish I had this back in 1993 when I stood in the Vietnam humidity of Disney World.  I could have fit my wallet, keys, my [huge] 90's cell phone, and my lip balms and sunscreen in there all at once.