Underlife

A sculpture by Jason Middlebrook.
When I win the MegaMillions tonight, I'll be buying this for my lawn, and a ton of other things for my insane Halloween mansion.

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Halloween Party Of The Century

...if I win that huge lottery.

Think Big

The lottery is up over $200 million this weekend. I fear I'd go off the deep end with all that wealth combined with a Halloween craving. Like Howard Hughes crazy.

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To dream.

Pie In The Sky

If I ever win the lottery and have a disgusting amount of money, I'm going to make this display for Halloween. To scale.


Or maybe just like ten feet tall (it'll make the trick or treaters feel completely miniscule and displaced). Like the alien ship scene in Ridley Scott's ALIEN.

I wonder how immeasurable wealth would affect a haunter's haunt.