"THE DOLLS AND ITEMS THAT I OWN ARE INDEED HAUNTED AND MOST ARE QUITE ACTIVE. THESE DOLLS/ITEMS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO MOVE AROUND, MAKE NOISES OR SING, AND EVEN COMMUNICATE...ON THEIR OWN."
Thursday, January 26, 2023
VERY HAUNTED PAINTING OF SATAN! ACTIVE! POSSESSED SPIRIT SCARY CREEPY HELL
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Wow, I couldn't click this link fast enough...finally, THE perfect item to solve the issue of living in a thoroughly (and embarrassingly) unhaunted home!
Imagine, FINALLY being able to introduce some POSSESSED SPIRIT SCARY CREEPY HELL right into the living room for a mere $1,200; sign me up!
I'd whipped out the credit card, dropped canvas-bound Satan right the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks into my virtual cart, and was just about to click 'buy' on this glorious (and VERY HAUNTED) item when I spotted that the seller had included some fine print that gave me pause.
To wit:
"WILL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY UNSEEN FORCES, UNFORTUNATE EVENTS, HOSPITALIZATIONS, OR DEATH. THIS INCLUDES ANY PARANORMAL ACTIVITY THAT MAY OR MAY NOT OCCUR"
That bit of mice type turned my blood cold.
What's this? Won't be held responsible for paranormal activity that may NOT occur?!?
No, sir. Not me.
I need my VERY HAUNTED PAINTING OF SATAN! to be 100% GUARANTEED to produce AT LEAST some low-grade hospitilizations.
Ah, well...the hunt continues. :(
Haha there’s always Christmas.
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