Wednesday, October 25, 2017

The Curse Of The Wreath Witch

Not lying or embellishing in any way...
The large mechanical doors in the front of the wing in my department are now malfunctioning.  The door with the wreath is actually stuck in the closed position whilst the door without the wreath is propped open with a door jam. 
No one in here feels there is anything odd about the timing of this mechanical failure with the exception of me (the doors have NEVER malfunctioned in the years I've been here).


Advice:  Do NOT carry on and on ranting that if there's a fire in here that we're all going to die like in the chained-doors Triangle Factory Fire of 1911.  Apparently it's too soon.  Just too soon.






13 comments:

Rot said...

I repeat: True Story.

girl6 said...

remember in IT..when Pennywise was seen in ALL the OLD (disaster) photos of Derry. i bet this wreath can be seen (hanging up) in the old pics of the Triangle Factory fire!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! that UPDATE tho. ALL in RED CAPS stamped across the wreath. Omg. i can totally hear & see this story on TMZ along with the slamming sound of the UPDATE graphic going up across the wreath!!

how's that spider bite on your face. : )

Autumnleaf said...

Is it time for some midnight wreath modification?

Rot said...

Or some incense or Holy Water...

Jon Glassett said...

I looking forward to one day watching the re-enactment of this story on Paranormal Witness.

VenomStorm said...

This is hysterical. I love all Rot stories; from childhood trick-or-treating to modern day work. The way you tell them is just brilliant. You really should do it more.

Rot said...

spider bite still a little tender.

I was trying to find the UNSOLVED MYSTERIES image with "UPDATE"

i always loved that...like there was some closure provided.

Sara said...

See? You didn’t befriend the Real Witch and take her to lunch and now.Shes. Pissed. Not surprised at ALL about the door malfunction.

Willow Cove said...

Shoulda took her to your tarantula taco shop...

girl6 said...

starring Tom Atkins as Rot..he's TOO old now tho!!!

everyone LOVES your stories!!!! i know you're SUPER Crazy busy these days & probably losing your mind, but, maybe you could share a past tale with us, maybe even from a past Halloween. : )

Rot said...

I'm going to think on that.

I'll try to remember SOMETHING of interest.

Jeff said...

You are so screwed. One of these next couple days an identical wreath from kitsch hell is going to greet you as you arrive home.

VenomStorm said...

Im seeing those green witches everywhere now.