Monday, December 23, 2013

Singing Is Praying Twice

This wreath lives under my desk during the year and I make sure he is released every Christmas season.  He's hated by all, and has been singing his song for the last few decades I've been told.  It's a hard torch to carry, but it isn't officially Christmas until this dude sings.

Just imagine Santa's soul trapped in a ring of pine.  Hell is repetition.

Click below to hear what I've heard about three hundred times this season.

6 comments:

Rot said...

I love the internet for having this out there.

Willow Cove said...

That just made me smile.
The fact that it made be torturing coworkers.
Sorry, work is making me Scroogey lately.

Anonymous said...

The torturing of coworkers always brings a smile to my face.

Marrow said...

Gold.

Joel said...

Sheeezus.

Jon Glassett said...

"Satan"

Hahahahahaha...