Large orange C9 bulbs with small orange, green, and purple string lights.
Friday, September 30, 2022
Signs Of [Halloween] Life
Looked out the window last night and saw some green and purple lights strung along the hedges of a house at the end of the block. Got that excited feeling realizing It was coming. Was thinking I'd be the first house with lights up as I'm going to hang them after work today. So this is a very promising sign.
Thursday, September 29, 2022
Pumking
I wouldn't buy it, but I absolutely would take a few shots.
Mezcal And Me
And the worm...
I've recently gotten into the distilled alcoholic agave beverage Mezcal. I mentioned this fact to my cool neighbor who lives across the street (as we often ask each other "Drinking anything good lately?") and he said he was going to see if he had any in the house, as he was sure he had an old bottle. He mentioned it might have a worm in it.
Now, growing up as a boy, you always heard about a worm in a bottle of booze. Heard it was in a certain kind of booze. I heard it was Tequila. But Mezcal (Tequila's smokey smooth brother) is where that worm resides. Sloshing around in the cool tincture... slosh slosh slosh (ripping off Bradbury's THE JAR here). We'd all say "I'd drink it! I'd eat the worm!"
So later that day I hear a knock at my door, and my neighbor is standing out there. Holding a bottle. I laugh and let him in and he holds up the bottle and says, "You have to drink the worm!" And I say "I WILL! I've wanted to my entire life! I'm a MAAA....." ...and then I see the worm. The size of a human pinky. I was expecting a small meal worm to make me feel manly. We used to feed those to our reptiles as kids and you get really used to them. So swallowing one in a shot of Mezcal seemed feasible (but still unsettling).
But a plump juicy maguey worm is another story. My neighbor saw the look of horror and said "Aw, Come on! Just swallow half of it!" That's half the size of a human pinky. I retorted "Why haven't YOU yet if it's so easy?!!" We laughed and then he left the bottle with me. To ruminate.
No way. No how.
Beware
Wednesday, September 28, 2022
The Home Haunt
As he is very potent with such spirits,
Abuses me to damn me. I’ll have grounds
More relative than this. The play’s the thing
Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
I love finding photos like the below. It captures the absurdity of it all. The stage. Theater. Building a tiny world. A gloomy one with shadows and the macabre. With promises of a treat somewhere within. Come on up and get it.
Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Now Playing: The Junk Yard
Pretty sweet track off of the Halloween Ends soundtrack from John Carpenter and the boys.
Monday, September 26, 2022
Ghosts In The Garden
More of these fine spirits from York Gardens. I really REALLY would love to try my hand at this.
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Trailer: The Watcher
A while back I posted a story about a family moving into a new home in New Jersey and receiving some mega chilling letters in the mail. Creepy stuff from someone called The Watcher. Here's an excerpt from one of those letters:
Saturday, September 24, 2022
Party City Halloween 2022
For me, the Halloween shopping season starts when I visit Party City. I wasn't disappointed. Lots of neat stuff and reasonably priced. Their fog juice was TEN DOLLARS CHEAPER THAN SPIRIT HALLOWEEN'S JUICE(S)!