Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Hocus Pocus Halloween Pancake Cereal

I'm certain that a giant bowl of these sans the fruit would make me extremely happy for approximately four days.  Oh, how I wish you could just buy a box of them.  

I found myself spending way too much time tonight trying to mentally design the perfect Halloween Cereal (which led me to find these glorious-looking things).

My cereal would be orange and black spheres (shiny, not the dusty kind).  Purple and green marshmallows for sure in there.  And the milk would turn orange.  

I'd want the cereal to taste fruity, like a combination of Trix and Fruity Pebbles.  And it wouldn't hurt for an occasional Pop Rock-like object to make the milk crackle and fizz in spots.

I can already imagine the product recall and dumpsters filled with my new cereal.  Which we'll call 
H A L L O W E E N' s.

Click below for the recipe...


Revenant Manor said...

Oh,boy...this is now occupying entirely too much space in my head.

How about a Lucky Charms-style approach, but with full moons, jack-o-lanterns, skulls, and witch hats?

And, it seems like HALLOWEEN's would need a creepy prize in the box....kinda like Crackerjack, but along the saw blade in Krusty-Os.

How can this be developed and brought to market?!

MR. Macabre said...

Your description of what the cereal would do to the milk, and how it would taste, sounds EXACTLY like the Halloween version of Caption crunchs' cereal that I tried 2 years ago.
I'm sorry to tell you that it tasted terrible, it was way too sweet.
Somehow, the orange "ghosts" in the cereal turned the milk green.

Revenant Manor said...

I'd just like to say that it's now ~ 6:15 the following morning, and I find myself thinking about this again.

Worse, it seems that there is no viable substitute for HALLOWEEN's in the kitchen :(

Rot said...

haha We demand colorful cereal that makes us feel sick later.

Holy Tarra said...

Hope you are packing a syringe of insulin
with your cereal haha!

Jen said...

I would dumpster dive for this.

Rot said...

Haha same! Even in the summer