Thursday, April 7, 2022

My First Booze Review: Rot's Spirit Tales

Lies. All lies.


Found the below review for the Corpse Flower brandy I featured earlier this week.
Boy, am I glad I didn't pull the trigger on that purchase.

Click below (this guy is a riot)...


8 comments:

Revenant Manor said...

"...almost like a mushroomy cheesy funk.."

Yeah, I feel as though giving this one a miss is going to be the right call.

Rot said...

it's a bad sign when someone corrects "bananas" to "Banana peels"... and sneakers.

Willow Cove said...

Hilarious! His reaction to eat the fruit!

I’d like to listen to some light funk now :)

Rot said...

haha Yeah, his reaction was hilarious and horrid. And his mic was too close to his mouth! It was like an ASMR nightmare for me!

Samhain said...

It's distilled in New Hampshire, and if you know the motto, "Live Free or Die", ....well, They're dying from this mess! This was a great post! I remember smelling that"fruit" years ago. You never forget! It might be a nice purchase for when you have a guest who is overstaying their welcome. Or offer it to that special know it all at a dinner party!

Undeadpumpkinbread said...

This reminds me of the time I played “BeanBoozled” with my sister. For anyone unfamiliar, Jelly Belly created candy from Harry Potter, “ Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans”. Each bean could either be a regular flavor, or something revolting. We took turns picking...and gagging. I don’t want to know how they got such authentic flavors.

Flavors:
Lime/Booger
Buttered Popcorn/Rotten Eggs
Chocolate Pudding/Canned Dog Food
Black Licorice/Skunk (not sure which is supposed to be worse)
Peach/Vomit (my sister got this one, and it was the best day of my life)

The video was hilarious! I laughed so hard at his reaction, and wondered why he didn’t have some water handy.

Rot said...

My first experience with those beans was with earwax and I wanted to die.

Then of course sardine... which I loved. haha

Lady M said...

That's funny - I guess the only thing cool about that spirit is the label and the bottle.